Friday, May 11

I Don't believe God exists, because if He did, He'd have made me the lead singer of FallOut Boy

Not really.
But if there is one band I'd most like to have written songs for, it's them.
I love their song titles, especially.

Wednesday, May 9

The alluder has tagged me. And here we go.

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:
A: On my psyche, when I found out that santa claus didnt really exist, and that it was my mum slipping chocolates under my pillow on Christmas night. Ditto for the Tooth fairy. Except, noone cares about the tooth fairy. Santa is so much cooler.
Erm, to children, that is. I wasn't talking about myself. Obviously. Ahem.

2. What is on the walls in your room?
A: A green board with dusty pieces of paper pinned up on it, windows, the plainest calendar that I could find...

3. What does your phone look like?
A: Like a phone. Its a slightly used W700i. Yeah.

4. What music do you listen to?
A: Alternative rock.

5. What is your current desktop picture?
A: I dont use a wallpaper.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
A: Free time.

7. Do you believe in gay marriage?
A: course. As much as I believe in marriage.

8. What date and time were you born?
A: 10th October, 1985, I think it was 4 o'clock-ish in the morning.

9. Are your parents still together?
A: yeah.

10. What are you listening to?
A: Barenaked Ladies.

12. The last person to make you cry?
A: Greg Chappell.

13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
A: I dont particularly like perfume.

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?
A: I think I'd like red hair. And dark eyes. Not the kind that results from an injury.

15. Do you like pain killers?
A: Yes. They're very polite drugs.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
A: I used to be.

17. Fave pizza topping?
A: extra cheese, on extra cheese. And some extra cheese. And I like those thingies, what d'you call them? Melanzane?

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
A: A very large steak.

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
A: My sister. I've got this new thing, where I look at her sadly, and sing "We Shall Overcome" in a mournful tone.

20. Is anyone in love with you?
A: Oh yes. The most wonderful woman in the world.