Tuesday, January 9

As he wakes up, the first thing that he thinks is that it is too warm. It's much too warm for winter. He feels feverish, [Flash: malaria, Pel-Ebstein in small print at the bottom of the column to the right in his textbook, someone-saying-low-grade-fever-in-the-evening-is- tuberculosis] almost like it is too warm inside his body. He needs to think about it for some time before he sees that it is actually the blanket that is too warm. Or maybe it's the heavy lunch [Flash: Specific Dynamic Action of food, protein has the highest value] that he had before he fell asleep, or maybe he constitutionally produces too much heat.

Maybe they could write that for his epitaph, [Flash: visual of tombstone, bluish-grey, and the opening credits of "Six Feet Under"] they could write that he was warm, and he was nice to sit next to in winter.

It is dark already, and he can't see the window slats any more, it must be five, no, six, maybe? [Flash: Bart Simpson on a skateboard.]

He smiles, and thinks, man, you are completely colonized; American culture is so very [Flash: Mcdonald's Happy Meal, the cover of his copy of "The Great Gatsby"] intrusive.
There's absolutely no connection, but he is suddenly glad that he's half and half so he has an excuse for not being an angavastram-wearing freak who is conditioned to think that rice and curds are some kind of panacea [Flash: someone's voice floating, smiling, over the phone, saying, "'Panacea!' You're such a nerd!"] on the one hand, or some freak vociferously defending the relevance of Rabindrasangeet today [Flash: Someone in a Kacchha-deowa-dhuti saying, "Bengali Culture is the greatest in the world; Exhibit-A: Rabindrasangeet."] on the other.

He will brush his teeth when he gets out of bed. Then he will go play
with the dog.
He turns over, and falls asleep.

13 comments:

Xiamaze said...

dis is too good.
i absolutely loved it.
did u come up with this structure or did u see it somewhere?

amazing man...

Anonymous said...

No, no, as far as I know, its original...

and thanks so much, xia.. :)

Mind Mapping said...

i like my audio visual memory.
it is just a very nice thing.

Mind Mapping said...

no chitting.
hahaha.

scorpionragz said...

hmph. i repeat:
U R THE BIGGEST GEEK EVER.
Classification:Geekus officialis.

Joychaser said...
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March Hare said...

Bengali culture is the greatest in the world.

Exhibit B: Adda over bhaands of hot tea.

:P :P

Anonymous said...

@merc: good. you should.

@rags: I am not. No.

@Agarwaen: aw shucks, dude, thanks.

@Sensational: :) :) Yaay for bengali culture... :)

Anonymous said...

dude, Im assuming youre actually commenting on the previous post.

and yeah? the cousin you blogged about?

if my grandpa reads this, so what?Im sure he would understand. maybe it'd do some good!

Astraeus said...

"Bengali Culture is the greatest in the world;

yay yay yay
*smiles in happiness*

Anonymous said...

Does he think the same things everyday?

Anonymous said...

@rohit: :)

@inihos: I dont know. I'll ask him when he next appears.

Anonymous said...

Well said.